"Every morning when those doors open, the Runners look for a way out." (x)
You can have these mugs that say ‘Loser’ on them.
"Kids, there are two big days in any love story, the day you meet the girl of your dreams; and the day you marry her."
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.